@drxubair: Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed
@TheQuietPsycho: Find a person who wants to do everything w you... ...and fix them up w someone else. You don't need someone that exhausting in your life
@GlennHowerton: Happy St. Paddy's Day, everyone. I stayed in tonight. I'm not allowed to go out on St. Paddy's Day anymore. It's too much.