@bourgeoisalien: Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'
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@Sarcasticsapien: I hate the phrase "let me clarify" because it means someone is about to talk some more.
@hurlarious: I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops
@robfee: Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!
@PaperWash: [driver on opposite side of the road puts head lights on] moth driving: omg moth wife: Harold no we have a baby moth baby: FLOOR IT DAD