@bourgeoisalien: Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'
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@StellaRtwot: Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?
@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress
@liv_thatsme: Sometimes I wish I were Dorothy, because I really like dogs and also because I want to crush someone with a house.
@3sunzzz: Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack.