@bourgeoisalien: Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'
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@Elizasoul80: Me: "I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself." Twitter: lol, you said "came".