@realHamOnWry: Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends.
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@darksidedeb: Anyone who believes that the customer is always right has clearly never worked in retail. Or met people.
@crayan9: I don't mind when people make kitchen jokes about women, but when they make jokes about women driving... Well that's when I run you over
@bobvulfov: BANK ROBBER: ok hands in the air. nobody move. slide to the left. slide to the right. take it back now y'all. one hop this time
@tastefactory: [in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it