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@Cherry_Row: Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
@AndyAsAdjective: Oh sweet embrace of morning, envelope me in your welcoming arms & brightly shine on this glorious GODDAMMIT! WHO DIDN'T FLUSH THE TOILET?!
@DurtMcHurtt: Nuff said? No seriously, what did Nuff say?
@Papa_Mex: I've learned a lot about women. Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
@lazerdoov: Accidentally texted my dad "have a hood day" and he shot three people
@SlabBaconBP: I hate when I accidentally say "I love you" instead of "I'm biologically driven to want to reproduce with you & I'm temporarily delusional"