@TheAlexP: Sometimes when I get a compliment I stop, moonwalk out of the room and yell "Thank You "just to leave them hanging.
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@thongbeard: Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage.
@yonewt: Searching for that special woman to share my interest in candlelit dinners, walks on the beach, and losing my shit over inanimate objects
@BuckyIsotope: Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a "giant child" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away.
@WheelTod: Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers