@wickedimproper: Sometimes when I want to make my girlfriend feel skinny, I just release about 25% of her from the air valve.
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@david8hughes: Customer: is it 4 wheel drive? Me [counting the wheels]: yeah Customer: no like can it go off-road? Me [looking around showroom]: well yeah