@eTHEgoddess: Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tell my mother-in-law to relax.
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@QwertyJones3: I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in.
@JermHimselfish: I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said "Meet my fiance, Beyonce" and I was like "That rhymes, you should rap!" and we laughed and he sold me crack.