@bfrosty04: Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads...
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@feelmesucka: Unless you and your family were attacked by Bigfoot, then no, I don't want to see your camping pictures.
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