@RunwayDan: Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood.
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@AmishPornStar1: Just refilled my Smartwater water bottle with regular dumb water... So far, nobody can tell the difference.
@ceejoyner: a daycare dad cut me off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kid how to ride a bike you can never get that back