@CindyBegel: Sometimes when my cat is sitting on a chair, I sneak up, shake the chair hard, yelling, "EARTHQUAKE!" Sadly, like many, she's not prepared
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@J_Illunninati: I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor.
@XplodingUnicorn: I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other.
@dafloydsta: [spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' "Can you use it in a sentence?" Of course I can, don't be stupid