@MarcusTheToken: Sometimes when people talk to me, I scream and beat my chest. It not only establishes dominance, but tells them to go away.
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@Alex_N_Chains: "After he ate the shrooms, Mario ate flowers and pretended he could shoot fireballs out of his hands." - Princess Peach, at Couples Therapy
@GABBYdaAngSaya: Satan: And this is the TV room. Me: This isn't so bad. *turns on TV* *only thing showing is golf*