@BackrowSeats: Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV.
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@YearOfRat: My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk.
@markhoppus: Gonna replace my friends' hand sanitizer with lube and watch them rub their hands together for an hour while it doesn't evaporate.
@djdarrellripley: Hello, I dinged your car. The people watching me leave this note probably think I'm leaving you my name & number. Signed, Guess Who.
@heatherlarson77: Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.