@iGreenMonk: Sometimes you just got to listen to your heart, and my heart is like "listen to your stomach".
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@ceejoyner: So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song.
@jazmasta: [Walks into steam room at gym] "good morning my.." "Dave no!" "my est.." "Please Dave no.." "..My eSTEAMed colleagues" "Everyone hates you"
@rmfnord: Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch.