@Parentpains: Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head.
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@PlainTravis: I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I'd have an excuse to tell passengers, "Where we're going, we don't need roads."
@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.
@topaz006: *drives up to liquor store door, honks horn *wine jumps off shelf, hops into my car *speeds off
@MrNickNo: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".