@LambyMcSheeps: Sometimes you need a little distance to see things clearly, but other times it is obviously a bear and you should probably just run
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@ilikeyouguys: You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check
@dshack8: Hell hath no fury like that of a woman waiting for you to reply to her text all the while she sees you're continuing to send tweets.
@solommb: My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down.