@LambyMcSheeps: Sometimes you need a little distance to see things clearly, but other times it is obviously a bear and you should probably just run
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@Underchilde: Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
@iwearaonesie: Such bullshit that people stop saying "You ate it all! Good job!" once you reach a certain age