@realHamOnWry: Sometimes you'll hate a person when you first meet because it saves time.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: ? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?
@3sunzzz: A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs.
@faizziy: Me: What's your strongest weakness? Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
@maddie11_Anders: Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?