@realHamOnWry: Sometimes you'll hate a person when you first meet because it saves time.
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@perhapssomeday: No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language.
@yonewt: In the movies, anyone can hotwire a car in 10 seconds. In real life, it takes me 20 minutes to find the gas flap release on a rental.
@UnicornSyrup: "I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled "Ninja School", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"