@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: 'Why am I talking to myself?'
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@AddledPixie: I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod.
@WilliamAder: Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they'd never get caught.
@JackAsHell: If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party