@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes you've got to ask yourself: 'Why am I talking to myself?'
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@davidkenny100: Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie: "Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days" "Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"
@DistractedMomma: Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me.
@joeljeffrey: My wife and did it twice yesterday and we didn't use any protection... I'm worried we might have twins.