@kelkulus: Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1.
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@IamJackBoot: My wife insists on buying our daughter the expensive, growth hormone free milk. So there goes any chance she'll ever have of being an X-Men.
@WilliamAder: If you're getting serious about someone, check what number their toaster is set on, because that's what you're going to be living with.
@junejuly12: Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store