@tonsmorecowbell: Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts.
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@goldengateblond: Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.
@djdarrellripley: Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast.
@tastefactory: *Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine. *gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo.
@mortimermaiden: me: *hanging back a bit while out with friends* friends: that guy has followed us to 3 bars.