@tonsmorecowbell: Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts.
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@theyearofelan: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?
@Chyld: Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!
@Reverend_Scott: "Daddy, where do babies come from?" From mommies. "How do they get inside?" CAN'T U ASK WHY THE SKY IS BLUE HAVEN'T U WONDERED ABOUT THAT