@juneohara65: Somewhere in my brain is a tiny gland that blinds me to unwashed dishes.
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@ninjadinosaur1: There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security.
@SwedishCanary: Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off.
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.