@ImHopel3ss: Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find.
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@caliluvgirl77: If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work.
@ObscureGent: Me: Hello, can you force an update on my computer that will affect most of my vital programs in a negative way? Microsoft: Actually, we were just about to push an update to do that. Me: Can you also offer no help to fix the issues? Microsoft: Have we ever not let you down?