@JasonLastname: Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail.
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@GrrrRach: Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
@Izianikapani: I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano.