@JasonLastname: Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail.
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@jctwritesstuff: Yeah, no, I don't have a FitBit. I'm pretty sure I have a solid grasp on how inactive I am. I don't need like bells and alarms and stuff.
@TweetingDadGuy: Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point.
@crylenol: BAE: come over BATMAN: i'm fighting crime BAE: my parents aren't home BATMAN: *tears up* same
@1BigMick: If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.