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@daemonic3: Son, always wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming

"But dad we're goldfish"

Oh yeah, I forgot

"Forgot what?"

Son, always wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming

“But dad we’re goldfish”

Oh yeah, I forgot

“Forgot what?”

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