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@Reverend_Scott: SON: Can horses run in the Olympics?

DAD: Wouldn't be fair

SON: Why not?

DAD: [hand on son's shoulder]
Usain Bolt is just too fast, buddy

SON: Can horses run in the Olympics?

DAD: Wouldn’t be fair

SON: Why not?

DAD: [hand on son’s shoulder]
Usain Bolt is just too fast, buddy

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