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@Jeffwni: Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed!
Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster?
Son: No
[from under the bed] "Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"

Son: DAD! There’s a mobster under my bed!
Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster?
Son: No
[from under the bed] “Whatcha gonna do ’bout it big guy?”

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