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@HenpeckedHal: son: daddy, do you believe in the Boogie Man?

me: I used to, but not anymore

[from under the bed]: I forgot to pick you up from the airport ONE TIME!

son: daddy, do you believe in the Boogie Man? 

me: I used to, but not anymore 

[from under the bed]: I forgot to pick you up from the airport ONE TIME!

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