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@jordan_stratton: SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster's in there.

ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?

SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster’s in there.

ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?

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