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@Donnie_Fairburn: "Son, hey son"
Yeah dad?
"Know why we named you Adopted?"
*Sighs* Because I'm adop-
"BECAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTED"
Good one dad
"I'm not your dad"

“Son, hey son”
Yeah dad?
“Know why we named you Adopted?”
*Sighs* Because I’m adop-
“BECAUSE YOU’RE ADOPTED”
Good one dad
“I’m not your dad”

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