@SomeChrisTweets: Son, I'm not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist.
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@RefractReality: I have a feeling his life would have gone in a different direction had his name been Kanye East.
@stockejock: What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!
@Jake_Vig: My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
@MatCro: [Starbucks Assassins Inc] CHIEF: Write this down. Target's name is John BARISTA: [writes] Jamie C: Ok. Memorise it B: [eyes shut] Janet