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@Fred_Delicious: "son, I've had to throw my golf socks out"
"Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA"
"No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"

“son, I’ve had to throw my golf socks out”
“Why dad? cos you got… A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA”
“No son. I killed a man. They’re covered in blood”

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