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@9589smith: Son, I've made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences.

How I tell my 5yo I'm off to poop

Son, I’ve made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences.

How I tell my 5yo I’m off to poop

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