@lawblob: son let me tell you about the birds and the bees... I left a window opened and they flew in and now I'm scared to go in that room
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@SufficientCharm: My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month.
@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
@TheRolo: [Ouija board] Me: Demon? I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E
@rainerfm: I once watched a mime choke to death on a street corner and everyone applauded. For a couple of reasons.