@MichaelTrying: Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods.
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@Supafunkadunka: My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious.
@Book_Krazy: Judge: So, you don't know how the victims blood got in your car? Clown: In my defense Your Honor, there were 46 other passengers in the car
@shariv67: Tonight I'm going to be naughty and tie my man to the bed. Then I'll make him watch a Golden Girls marathon while I eat the left over pizza.