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@gruffybeard: Son: The landscapers almost hit me with their truck.

Dad: So you're saying they almost...

Mom: Don't do it!

Dad: ...mowed you down.

Son: The landscapers almost hit me with their truck.

Dad: So you’re saying they almost…

Mom: Don’t do it!

Dad: …mowed you down.

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