@WetzelGeek: Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely.
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@TheAlexNevil: "Give me the bad news, Doc--how long have I got?" "Your wife's procedure will be an outpatient one so unfortunately you can't go to Vegas."
@thebeckyard: I see you are eating seafood at a midwest Chinese buffet. I, too, like to live dangerously.
@bridger_w: I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style
@EndhooS: Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea