@WetzelGeek: Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: My debate style is more like Teddy Roosevelt. I carry a big stick in one hand, a sword in the other, and wait for you to agree.
@DaddyJew: Parent: my child's reading at a 3rd grade level, what reading level is your son at? Me: he knows some curse words but not all of them yet
@Rollinintheseat: The key to house hunting is knowing that the house is more afraid of you than you are of it.