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@withanewname: "Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees"

"DAD?!"

[next day]

"Where you going with that broom handle?"

"Checkin for squirrels"

“Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees” 

“DAD?!”

[next day]

“Where you going with that broom handle?”
 
“Checkin for squirrels”

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