@Manda_like_wine: Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.
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@LostFelicia: Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section.
@Brampersandon_: JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity? ME: let me double-check with my counsel *moves 2 ft over, puts on tie, nods* ME: thats correct ur honor
@ambermruffin: ***arrives to work sweaty and out of breath*** I beat her. I beat the girl who was trying to walk slightly faster than me. ***dies***