@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?
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@TheAlexNevil: Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains.
@SortaBad: "Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!" *click* article: hard work, diet, & exercise me: I have never felt more betrayed
@LoveNLunchmeat: You'd be surprised how much of parenting is reminding your children not to eat soup with their hands.