@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?
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@JasonLastname: Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
@ImNotThatJohn: Coconut oil on my dry skin this winter has made me attractive to women. Problem is the chocolate from the Mounds bars is ruining my clothes.
@buhsbaby_baby: Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither.