@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?
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@Epygma: "Do you want to go out on a date?" *sweats nervously* I C-CAN'T "Why?" *shoots friend next to him* I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL