@KenJennings: "Sooth. Sooth! SOOOTH!!!" --soothsayers
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@Naggalie: My husband asks too many questions. "Who is Steve?" "Why does he call all the time?" "What's this bill for a hotel room?"
@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
@KentWGraham: MARRIAGE TIP: When your wife forgets to set the timer and incinerates dinner, DO NOT whistle “If I Only Had a Brain” from the Wizard of Oz.