@KenJennings: "Sooth. Sooth! SOOOTH!!!" --soothsayers
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@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.
@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
@wickedblondeone: Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings
@LostCatDog: Ladies call me "the turkey sandwich" because I seem bland and boring at first, but then I continue to be boring.