@AmishPornStar1: "Sorbet" is a French word that means, "I wish it was ice cream."
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@zachreinert03: Just saw a woman getting 'running lessons' with rubber bands & a head gear. Pffft, I could've taught her for free and with only a chainsaw
@Cheeseboy22: The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads.
@johnbiehl: Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could.
@GuyThe_Guy: They say if you choose a job you love, you'll never work a day in your life. I have to work tomorrow.