@AmishPornStar1: "Sorbet" is a French word that means, "I wish it was ice cream."
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@BillMc7: Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines.
@dubstep4dads: that earthquake in LA was actually a huge crowd of white girls rushing into a wal-mart to buy a green t-shirt last minute
@jordan_stratton: Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup.
@Dildo_Hitler: *sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* "hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?" "YES. AISLE B, BACK"