@DirtMcTurd: Sorry about the typos lately you gays.
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@AlexvanBeek: Murder is like art, as long as you can bullshit your way into justifying it, someone out there will be like "oh yeah, I totally get it."
@NYC_Blonde: I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species.
@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.