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@UNTRESOR: "Sorry, boss. I can't come in today."

"Why not?"

[fakes a sore throat]

"I'm in jail for vehicular manslaughter."

“Sorry, boss. I can’t come in today.”

“Why not?”

[fakes a sore throat]

“I’m in jail for vehicular manslaughter.”

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