@WarrenHolstein: Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone.
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@13spencer: At this point, I think the people on "The Walking Dead" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them.
@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
@Papa_Mex: 8:00am on a Saturday morning and my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Now he looks really funny covered in paint balls
@LuckoftheDraw86: I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this "Free STD Screenings!" van. #goodplan