@tiffinysawyers: Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available.
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@QwertyJones3: Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness.
@Seanzkelly: Engineers: "okay, so we agree the space between the seat and the console will allow people to see what they dropped but never retrieve it"
@BrandonBrown522: Paranoid? I don't even know what that word means. I don't have time to learn new words, people are trying to kill me.