@tiffinysawyers: Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available.
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@AimeeHelene1: The best people always leave this Earth too soon...so I'm pretty sure I'm destined for immortality.
@thedad: Son: the tooth fairy didn’t leave me any money Me, forgetting he put a tooth under his pillow because I was up playing Fortnite until 4am: yeah I’m afraid she died
@Tmoney68: Doctor said I got this skin rash from an unusually high intake of cream & chocolate. Said it's the worst case of Cadbury Eggsama he's seen.