@briangaar: Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it
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@weinerdog4life: Whenever you ride an elevator with other people, it's best not to mention your imaginary friends even if someone is standing on Carl.
@ShittyComedian: Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers.
@mstern68: Me: our son is sleeping with a teddy bear and a stuffed whale Wife: it's adorable Me: BUT THEY ARE FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ECOSYSTEMS