@nealbrennan: Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
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@iwearaonesie: wife *buying dinosaur balloons* clerk: Is it someone's birthday? *smiles at toddler* wife: It is clerk: How old? wife: 35
@carlyken: Every Political Ad Ever: I'm a rich guy who's not like the other rich guy he's a total douche. *Paid for by my rich guy friends*
@PaulShakeySharp: Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'.