@Vice_Queen: Sorry for loudly singing "Whoomp there it is!" when you took your pants off. It's been a while.
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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo.
@bingowings14: Either I just saw a bat in the garden or the mice are using hand-gliders to avoid our cat.