@robfee: Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you've been under water for too long.

@carlyken: I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza. I've narrowed it down to: Pizza Farmer Pizza Hunter Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

@isabelzawtun: [God creating puffer fish] take that hedgehog and throw it into the goddamn ocean

@breadzeppellin: I'm 'confuses systems of measurement' centimetres old.

@_NTFG_: I'm not ashamed to say that when I saw everyone was getting these new "selfie sticks" for Xmas I thought it was some new fantastic deodorant