@fillthevacuum: Sorry for throwing mice at your wedding.
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@emsykay: Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off
@madeleinedoux: [date at rooftop bar] give me ur hand "Is tha-are u wearing a squirrel tail?" *rips off jacket to reveal flying squirrel suit* do u trust me
@EasilyTempted: If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon.