@fillthevacuum: Sorry for throwing mice at your wedding.
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@_SingleBabyMama: I answer with an automatic "Yes" each time my mom says "Oh, have I told you...?" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim.
@jakob_huber: We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there.
@AK_Holica: Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?
@simoncholland: You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school.