@drayzze: Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance.
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@DevilryFun: I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better.
@badbanana: Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave.
@MableGertrude: If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades.