@drayzze: Sorry I broke up with you via interpretive dance.
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@PaulFrei: I would never have a swear jar as 1. It would suggest that I regret swearing and 2. Imply that I have spare change.
@ArfMeasures: [Tim Burton tries baseball] COACH [rubs eyes]Got it now T: Yes C: Ok. Pitch T: A dark haunted tale starring Johnny De- C: I'm gonna kill him